Ticketmaster or ACT?

Wow, How did I use to buy concert tickets?... Phone?...Buying concert tickets through Ticketmaster is grueling and makes me so nervous.  Just today, all I wanted was 2 tickets and OMG... What a nighmare.  I didn't realize I had an account with them, so there was no way I could remember my password.  Ready, Set, Go..... Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick....Why do they time the entire process?... I choke under pressure.  First I made sure I had the right Venu and City.  Wait before that I got an email saying I could buy tickets presale.  I thought I was "special" but soon realized it was just another gimmick.  So I had my email account opened, then from there it went to Tickmaster which gave me a "special" password... SHUMCK.... I started and the top, 2 Tickets, Best Seats, Tick
Tick Tick Tick... OMG... I typed in SHUMCK, Got it wrong, OMG, is it shumck?... OMG, What am I doing wrong?... Is it "SHUMCK"...OMG is it 'SHUMCK'?.....OMG... What am I doing wrong?...Tick Tick Tick Tick....Ahhhh Presale, 2 tickets, Best Seats then SHUMCK... Got It!... OMG they have my old Visa Card, that's an old one, Tick Tick Tick Tick, Type Peck Type Peck ... OMG time is running out.....What did I forget?... OMG... 3 Digits behind credit card.... Got It!... OMG type in What Does That Spell?.... Got Damn It!.. I can't make out the smushed up letters... OMG.... Tick Tick Tick Tick... Is that a B or an 8?.... Got Damn It....I'm getting so flustered....What is it?..... Tick Tick Tick Tick.... Let's go with B... Got It!.... "Where are these seats?" I say to myself...Tick Tick Tick Tick....I don't understand where the seats or located, Is it for Disney on Ice?.....NO, NO, NO, It's Shinedown, Three Days Grace, and P.OD....There's no seating chart, I don't see it.... OMG... OMG.... I'll take these, I'll take these.... Tick Tick Tick Tick.... Do I want to Print my tickets?... I don't trust my printer?.... How much to mail them to me, OMG....$29.95!!!!... OMG I'm gunna just print them... OMG Where is the Print Button?....Tick Tick Tick Tick.... OMG that's the receipt, it says, This Is Not Your Tickets, OMG... What do I do?....Wait, there it is.... Print> SHUMCKS TICKETS<...... Ahhhhhh......The printer is printing...ALLELIUH!!!...... I compare this experience to taking the ACT that I took 32 years ago.  The end~