THE PEE PEE TREE!

I've been riding my bike around the LSU lakes for awhile now and I thought to myself, "when is the last time I did sit ups, leg lifts, or used arm weights?.... I would say like 20 years..... I noticed that the LSU lakes, the "beach" area has what I thought was a jungle gym for children.  I did not realize until today, it was a jungle gym for adults. The entire area was under a soft cushion of some sort. It had two planks set at two different angles, I guess for sit ups, pull ups, depending where your head is.  There were two sets of  bars for lifting yourself up, chin ups, hangman whateva it's called, then there were 3 post set at different heights, I guess to make up whateva excersise you desired.  I watched this girl use it to balance herself.  I saw a guy use it to stretch his hamstrings.  I , myself,  incorporated into part of my dance moves.  The spring weather was so nice today I thought I would do my sit ups, leg lifts, & arm weights (that I brought with me from home) in the GRASS under the beautiful OAK tree. The smell of the Fresh Spring Green Grass was so invigorating.   I like doing my own thing, making up rules as I go through life.  I was enjoying my workout under the SHADE of the OAK tree, while watching the adults use the jungle gym in the SUN.  After I completed my routine, I laid on my back, looked up at the clear blue sky and watched a jet in a far distance.  I was thinking, "Wow, This Is The Good Life!!!"....I was getting myself up from the Fresh Spring Green Grass when 2 women with their 2 dogs on leashes went up to MY OAK tree and tied their dogs to it, so they could use the jungle gym for adults in the SUN.  The first thing the dogs did was to Pee under MY OAK Tree. A lightbulb went off in my head, like always in my life..... Way To Late... People bring their dogs to that area......  DUH?, DUH?, DUH?.....Reminds me of a song...."Tie A Yellow Ribbon Around The Old Oak Tree..... Your Spring Green Grass Is Under THE PEE PEE TREE!!!"