Might Be Mildy Retarded?

My father who I will call Felix Unger to protect his innocence (search my name, in less than 2 minutes you would know who he is) has an opinion and a name for everything & everyone he meets.  Starting with me, I'm Bi Polar but to him I'm WISHY WASHY.  People who are homeless are HOBO'S.  Kids who act up in class are HOODLUMS.  People who I thought were funny growing up, Lucille Ball, Carol Burnette, Jerry Lewis, Red Skeleton were SO DAMN SILLY.  People who were tight with their money were JEWS (including himself, even though he is a practicing Catholic), Ann Margaret, his favorite actress & all pretty women in general (WHOA TIGERS), Elvis Presley his idol until HE LET HIMSELF GO, My Music (NOISE), Naps (FOR LAZY PEOPLE), Messy Houses (LAZY LAZY PEOPLE), Dirty Cars (PEOPLE WITH NO PRIDE), Un Cut Grass (AGAIN, PEOPLE WITH NO PRIDE),  People with Dementia (SENILE), The Denist Who put who put braces on his Brown Teeth (He always said he was Born With Brown Teeth)~~~(THE TOWN DRUNK) ....A person who Squanders their Money (WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A POT TO PEE IN)....Then there's the SNOOTY PEOPLE WITH THERE NOSES IN THE AIR, Talking Politics.... All Republican Presidents (GREEDY & HEARTLESS ) ....President Nixon (A HUNCHED- OVER CROOK WHO THOUGH HE WAS HIP BY WAVING THE  PEACE SIGN), President George W Bush (A PUPPET), Dick Cheney & Donald Rumsfield (SHADY),  The Country in General (HEADED FOR A TRIPLE DEPRESSION MIXED WITH A TRIPLE RECESSION TOPPED OFF WITH TRIPLE INFLATION  caused by all former Republican Presidents), The World in General (FIXIN TO COME TO AN END), An Atheist (THEY ARE PROBABLY RIGHT), and finally my favorite anyone who makes small talk or simple chit chat, the quiet & reserved, oh, and ANYONE that is HAPPY all the time (ALL MILDY RETARDED)