A Sea Of White People

A Sea Of White People is what I observed at a Louisiana Cross Country Meet Today.  Who would have knew?... Certainely not me,  I never thought about it really.  This is what I observed.  #1.  99 perecent of the runners are white.  #2.  The Private Schools had matchy match uniforms with matchy match aidias bags where the public schools wore basketball uniforms and carried Wal Mart bags.  #2.  Th Private Schools had Classy Embriodered Colorful Tents, the public school runners stood under a tree.  #3.  The Private Schools had Icey Ice Water in Brand New Coolers, the public school Runners drank from a water hose.  #4.  The Private Schools times were recorded in Brand New Apple Computers, the public school recorded their times on old yellow tablets.  #5.  The Private Schools handed out Single Roses from a Fancy Schmacy Florist and gave it to the parents of Seniors, while the public school took mums from a local cemetary and gave it to their parents.  #6. The Private School Parents had Pure Bred Furry Dogs on 14 Karat Gold Leashes Feeding Them Beggin Strips, the public school parents had mutts with a rope tied around their precious pooches feeding them dried roadkill.  and Finally ...#7. The Private School Runners hopped on a Brand New School Buses and went to a Restaurant of their choice while the public schools hopped on raggedy rag school buses and ate Egg Salad Sandwiches prepared by the public school lunchroom ladies....The end but not before I give the public schools my pen.