Have You Ever Been Mellow?

I was changing the channel of my car radio when I heard Olivia Newton John's song, Have You Ever Been Mellow?... My first reaction was to Cringe, I use to like that music, not so much anymore.  The last Mellow concert I went to was Josh Groban in 2004...Need I say more.  Have I ever been mellow is what Olivia sings?... My answer... "NO!"... I was born intense, with a very old soul.  The biggest risk I ever took was when I was driving at night without my glasses, leaving a dance/night club, at age 23, and not knowing how to use the defroster on my car.  My bestfriend at the time screamed, "YOU ARE DRIVING ON THE MEDIAN!!!"... Truth be told, I have night blindness, the Median & the Boulevard was such a blur, I guess I was too stupid notice and hear the hump that my car made when I jumped the boulevard onto the grassy part (I scored a 17 on my ACT, forgive me) with my muffler screeching against the pavement.  It's like I don't notice stuff like that, but human behavior, I'm 100% focused and there.   And other truth to be told, I didn't know how to use the defroster in that car or any other ones I have had since.  I never know when it's cold on the inside of the car, do I put the defroster on cold or hot?  I still remember this story like it was yesterday.  My bestfriend, again at the time, couldn't stop laughing that an "educated" person like myself could lack such common sense. I was driving on the median, sober, fogged up windows, with nightblindness singing a 1980's Madonna Song, now that's RISKY!!!.....  You would think being Bi Polar I would have more risky stories to tell, but I don't have too many (maybe).... Bi Polar people are known for Risky & Impulsive Behavior.  Risky is not me, but Impulsiveness, YES, mainly with my mouth which keeps me in trouble daily.  For instance this weeken my husband and I went down the street to visit HIS friends (I've pretty much cut everybody out of my life, my standards for family & friends is just so Damn high and I don't know why) and have a cocktail.  My cocktail was 5 sips of some kinda of berry beer that I held onto for like 4 hours.  When I'm socializing (which at this point consist of me talking to total strangers) I like deep conversation, subjects like history, psychology, philosophy, religion, social issues or even lighter subjects like music & art.  I don't care about the score on the lastest ballgame, nor do I enjoy watching people getting drunk and performing soft porn in my face.  If I wanted to see that, I would go home, turn the tv on, flip the channel to HBO and watch Cathouse or simply type the letter P on my computer.  This drunk couple was so gross, the only thing I could think of was the girl had dirty feet & her toenails were unpainted, which is a NO NO in my book.  The steroid, I gotta a short man syndrome complex (that I didn't understand until someone pointed it out to me, one boogie night out) would drink & drag his cigarette, drink & drag, drink and drag.... As they were approaching their 2 case limit each, the conversations got more weirder, I couldn't figure out what Dirty Debbie Dallas was doing with her legs.  She would slouch in her chair, turn sideways, crisscross her legs, stretch, pick up her dirty feet, point her toes.... I thought to myself, what is she doing?... Is that some kinda of mating ritual?   Is this some suppose to be sexy moves to attract her ape in public?  Does she eat his fleas too?   Did she have a ticking problem and simply couldn't sit up straight like an adult?   Then I remembered, I've seen such behavior~~~~~~yeah, when I watched Tarzan as a child, the chimpanzees had the same behavior, or did I see such behavior on Planet Of The Apes.  I don't know, but it was one of those shows or perhaps both.  The steroid man, I gotta short man syndrome complex would stand up, cross over everyone,  to the other side of the coffee table, and lick his girlfriend's face, which is better than I guess licking her dirty feet.  I could tell Dirty Debbie Dallas was doing all of this just to plan annoy me. I was enjoying the music, saying, "hey I like this song, I love Nickelback"....But Dirty Debbie Dallas would yell out, "put the IPod on Pornstar" a song I never heard of~~~ and I listen to a lot of music. I wouldn't be surprised if Dirty Debbie Dallas had a strip pole in her bedroom, living room, bathroom, kitchen, basement, attic or maybe she just had ropes in her trees so she and her lover could swing on them and do their thang in PUBLIC. I tried to be the bigger person, bite my tongue, and try my hardest to engage in conversation with Dirty Debbie Dallas, but all she did was giggle & tongues kiss her beer bottle.  The entire scene kept getting more weirder by the minute. My first thought was, "Are all these people Swingers and I'm the last naive person to know?"... "Or these people into wife & husband swapping?"... again, I'm the last naive person to know... Then I start my analyzing/judging The Planet Of The Apes.  My conclusion.... I don't like these people. Before I could retreat to my safe home, becoming more unsocial than I already am, I had to have the last say.   I got in Dirty Debbie Dallas' face and sang, "They tried to get me to go to Rehab and I said, NO, NO, NO"  followed by a burst of Mad Laughter (yeah, I admit I have that).... that's when my husband took his que and quickly lead me out of the door before I say even more~ OOH OOH AAH AAH~The End.