I AIN'T GOT NO TAPE!~"But this is Hobby Lobby"

"Well beat me with a stick, I'm so sorry you are Spanish and having to work on Cinco De Mayo Day another made up Holiday for an excuse to drink in my bitchy nondrinker judgemental depression opinion."  Wait a minute, I drink maybe 2 glasses of wine a year so I'm not a total nondrinker, but a total judgemental bitch?.. yeah that pretty much decribes me now these days (let me blame  it on  MEANapause)....  I personally work 7 days a week, I don't even rest the day God & Jesus tell me too, however my psychiatrist and I are working very hard on the word Relaxation, I guess  it doesn't have to mean YOUR LAZY, UNPRODUCTIVE, or HUNG OVER (which seems to be 90% of the population, again my bitchy nondrinker judgemental I have no facts depression opinion).   Getting back to the cashier/I hate my job.....  I drive across town to Hobby Lobby to get a specific item. I had exactly 6 one dollar bills.  I said, "great my item is only $5.00 & I don't have to pull out the old credit card which is about one dollar off from being"Maxed Out", not really, I have about $500.00 left on that card and not really again, I only have one credit card.   There was no waiting really, I get to the front of the store and put my item on the counter for the "Employee of the Month".  I smile politely and start counting my one dollar bills. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & Rip.  I tore the last dollar bill.  I ask politley to Miss Honduras, "Can I have some tape?"... With a Sneer & Surley voice she said, "I AIN'T GOT NO TAPE!"... I said, "what?"... She said, 'I AIN'T GOT NO TAPE!".. I said, "but this is a Hobby Lobby."... She yells to the Front End manager, "DO WE TAKE TORE UP MONIES?".... The Front End mangaer says, "yes, just tape it." .... Here we go with the attitude, Miss Belize who obviously needed a cigarette break says, "that will be $4.98." (I guess I hit a sale that day)...As I was giving her the 5 one dollar bills (I kept the torn one dollar bill so that I can frame it later as a reminder of how poor I really was in 2012 & the sheer obsession I had about a lousy one dollar bill) I finally realized why she didn't have tape.  It seems she had used it to tape her 3 inch Long Cinco De Mayo Painted Nails that were so detailed, they actually told a story.  Starting with the Maya Indians.  Since blogs are suppose to be short, I'll end it now.  Hasta la bista!