I Peed On The Plane!

I'm beyond terrified to fly.  I'm 49 years old, my husband and I never got on a plane and left our 4 daughters in 22 years.  We were invited to a wedding in San Francisco, my husband's good friend's only child, a daughter was getting married.  We tossed around the idea to go to San Francisco for an entire year.  Three weeks before the wedding I suprised my husband and said, "I booked us a flight, pack your bags, we are going to San Francisco!"....Well the day came for me to board the plane.  I thought I would face my fear and not take anything to relax on the plane.  When I saw the plane through the window I panicked.  I found the bar, bought a glass of wine and downed my xanax.  I'm not a drinker, 4 glasses of wine a year to me wouldn't qualify me as a drinker.  My anxiety heightened as I was boarding the plane.  Up close to me the plane almost looked like a toy plane.  My husband and I found 2 empty seats. I then decided to go to the "Mile High Bathroom" in front of the plane.  Who walks out of the Camper Bathroom?....A 6ft 2 nice looking pilot that I kept eying, making sure I didn't see any twitching or anything.  As I was Hovering over the Wasteland  Toilet, I noticed my sandals were getting wet, then I could feel my leg getting wet, then I felt my Maxi Dress getting.... that's when I realized the seat was down and I just peed on myself.  I was so zonked, I didn't even notice the seat was down.  I mean what public restroom ever has the toilet seat down?  I then spent the next 5 minutes trying to clean the 3 square inches of floor with paper towels.  I hurried outta there and apologized to the passenger for smelling like pee.  I told then I just got of a mental institution.  Okay the last 2 lines are jokes, I really just hurried myself to my seat, hung my head low and thought to myself, "I'm 49 years old,I'm stuck on a plane, and I just peed on myself."